new year / new beer

Hey! It's 2014!
2014!

Not much time left...
That's why we have to spend more time doing what we like: PARTEY! 
(partEys are better than partys because they sport a fancy extra E!)

For instance, we could see you thirsty groggers at the PMK in Innsbruck and/or at Point in Neumarkt (BZ) - (For Facehookers: here and here), where we'll be supporting no less than MAD SIN in disintegrating the Alps!

The Psycho Invasion is scheduled for the 09th and 10th of January! 
All of which in 3D! (only viewable with appropriate SurfPsycho3Dgoggles™)

So, protect your families, lock up your daughters, drink up your rum! We won't leave until your city is burned.

up next!

Here's where the cool kids go on 29th November:

Café DeCentral in IBK with the human trashing brazileiros from Human Trash! Come on an trash humans with us!
It's gonna be Supercali - wait for it - fragilisticexpialidocious!

See ya! Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus!!

countdown

to nothing.

it's been a while

Well, hello! It's been a while since i last saw your phat ass 'round here! How you been doin'?

I've been away, too! Got around here and there, you know, went to places where internet hasn't been invented yet, haunted the thing from the swamp, danced around a voodoo camp-fire, went to a interstellar drinking binge, fought against man-apes from foreign earthlike planets, spent all my money in Tortuga, pillaged a village to get my money back, loved women, actually half-women, with a fishtail (that's not simple at all, i can tell you!) - all of which with 3D-goggles on!

Fortunately the Facebook-Account is always up to date, somehow somebody post stuff in there, but i'm sure it's neither the band nor am i. (Or am i? I should stop taking all those alien drinks they give me in Tortuga, seriously.)

So, anyway, here i am again, with a brand new opportunity to set a stage on fire:
On the 6th of November Hellfish will be destroying the pmk-Stage in Innsbruck once again, this time with those crazy Arrows of Love from Londinium! 
Be there or stay at home! Alone, with a smooth ScotchWhisky in your hand in front of a friendly chimney-fire and a half naked miss who is there only to follow your orders. Or, alternatively, you could transfer this setup to the gig, so we can all have our fun. Come on, don't be selfish for once! Man, i hate you.

Well, here you go with a classic from the Hellfish-Vault, to fill your time with sweet melodies until the next post comes up (Probably in 2 neptune-years or so...)!

See you next time.
Ahoi!

the alphabet

Because education is important.

hey, we're on the internet now!

Ahoi Mateys!

Click HERE for a superduper live-report by Franz Magazine.

There's also a link to a Hellfish live-video in the article. I assume that you won't find it even if i write it down, so i post it here as well.
Here you go:

Well, cheers from Tortuga! Drink up me Hearties, yo-ho!

well, that was awkward.

I can't remember pretty well, but as various parts of those nights come back together i can tell you that the shows with the Mahones were pretty awesome. Pretty awesome? Bullshit!

They were the awesomenest awesomeness since the invention of the awesome word awesome!

So cheers to THE MAHONES, who not only are a super party band, but also great people to hang out with. And cheers to POISON FOR SOULS who makes the best shows in your neighbourhood. Maybe we will consider saving those guys when we finally set the world on fire and/or disintegrate the universe. Maybe.

What else...oh yeah: I just wanna thank everybody that showed up to the shows and took their clothes off. Sorry for drinking up all your rum reserves, but you know, once Hellfish is set in motion you can't stop it, since it isn't a party animal. It's a party beast.

up next

Did i mention that we play with THE MAHONES tomorrow?

HERE

And the day after tomorrow?

HERE

Well we do, and if you don't come to the show we will report your parents about your behaviour last weekend.

t.d.c.

My mother used to tell me be aware from rockin chicks

down on destruction highway how i miss those teenage kicks

i pick my nose once again burn the books now it's past

i see her there everywhere and i know i'll have a blast

and then she says: aaaw, Georgy, come on over and i'll take you higher. yeah.

but now i know she is a liar

can't take me higher, she is on fire

but now i know she is a liar

can't take me higher and i'm T.D.C.

their houses are now burning, the petrol smells so good

their corpses make me hungry i'm starving need some food

so give one more chance to prove that saucers don't exist

the will to kill and you are the first on my list

and then she says: Jake, come on over to this big big stakehouse-restaurant where you can pick your cow and kill it with your own hands. yeah!

but now i know she is a liar

she is barbed wire, can't take me higher

ye now i know she is on fire

burns like a tire and i'm T.D.C.

there's blood on my banjo, there's blood on my shirt

all i see through this bottle is that mini-skirt

the cool cats are dancing and i really dig the sound

but i am far to wrecked far too wrecked to wreck around

and then she says: Heini, come on over to Spaulding's pick-up truck and i show you my collection of broken Whiskey bottles and Opossum heads. yeah!

but now i know she is a liar

can't take me higher, has no hairdryer

ye now i know she is a liar

she is on fire and i'm T.D.C.

pog ma thòn

All right all right all right!

Thanks to the guys over at POISON FOR SOULS the next two stages we'll be disfiguring are going to be PIPPO STAGE in BZ and the PMK in Innsbrooklyn. We'll be supporting the awesome canadian irish Punk band, THE MAHONES!

Well, do you dig destruction? Latino Lovers often do. Let's set those stages on fire!


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last christmas

Last Christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day, the transplant failed and you died.

Have a rocking 2013! Aye!

merry xxx-mass

Ho ho ho!
The new T-Shirts are here! Santa will bring you one, but only if you're bad.
If you don't get it, you can order one here.

So hurry up and be hip and fancy with this awesome shirt of awesomeness!
Shirts available in Dark Grey and White. Prints and Design by the great bluttanzt

Well well, you humanoids - Hellfish wishes you a crappy christmas! May your Grogs be strong and your women loose. Aye!

sons of the thunder

HERE you can listen to a brandnew song by the mighty boozers Thunderkids.

They have an impressive talent in emptying beer cans - i think you should watch them play! And with you should i mean you have to!

pandyland

A highly recommended site.

CLICK HERE!

psychobilly is all around

Check THIS PAGE!

Why?

1. Because i said so.
2. Because i said so!
3. Because if you don't, i'll give you the evil eye everytime i see you.
4. Because you can discover new (and old) psychobilly Bands, listen to good music and support the scene over there. (Yes, Hellfish is on it, too)
5. Because it's only Rock 'n' Roll, but i like it.

got songs?

I've just added a songpage with a few shanties recorded by those three drunken sailors who call themselves Hellfish. You just have to click the link on the right side of this page. Righty right - the right side. That's where your thumb points left.

we're watching you.

Never forget: We're watching you!

last weekend

Ladies and gentleman, boils and ghouls - we've witnessed a weekend, i tell you, you wouldn't witness in your whole life.
Now, i can't tell you all the details because your brain isn't ready to handle this gruesome and scarying but also exciting and overwhelming tale, so i'll be giving you just a Résumé.

Don't scream, don't move! I will be with you. Until the end.

So the story is, those Surf Psychos - which is Heini, Jake and Georgy - met up last weekend for one of the rare and acclaimed band rehearsals, set in a secret place somewhere in the highest peaks of the Alps (they have to keep it secret otherwise they would have too many people attending cause those are the most exciting band rehearsals ever, i tell you - your mom was there, too). Then, after sacrificing blood and rum to the almighty Hellfish, they wrote a plan to rule the world once again! And it was perfect. So perfect that there was no need to write it down. Jake and Georgy decided to celebrate this perfect plan and they began to empty some Rum Barrels in the nearest port. It happened to be the best Rum they ever tasted, they just couldn't get enough - also they met Captain Clockwork, who's known for being generous when it comes to Rum-dealing. That's probably why (nobody remembers for sure) when the two came home in the morning light they couldn't remember a thing about their plan. They didn't even remember their names!

So now all the hope was on Heini. The most precious Heini. And what did he do during that night you might ask? Well, he basically ruined it. He went to a bar where he met a Devotchka - a fit one for sure, but also a pretty fly one, you see. Heini had some Gold Doubloons in his pocket and that's all she wanted. So she gave him a drink but it wasn't the drink he expected. The next moment he woke up, almost naked, a bit sick and he couldn't remember anything about the day before. At least that's what he's saying. Anyway, the plan was gone forever and that's a pity 'cause by now they would be ruling the world if it wasn't for that damned night.

But - this can't discourage a good old pirate, can it? So our three (anti)heroes betook themselves to the secret place again - doing what they can do best: playing awesome music! And so they did. Well, who knows, maybe they still do, somewhere in Tortuga right now.

god likes it, too

this is hell

and you are right there.