So we have this EP out now. But what's on it you might ask? Well, music, obviously.
But it also tells a story, an epic one. A tale of an ancient monster coming out of the Abyss, fighting against Godzilla and a giant Kraken in the land of Mordor while Asteroids are falling from the skies and Alien-Cyborgs nuke the shit out of the planet with pirates fighting for their freedom escaping from some Voodoo-spell and what's that? Titty Flash! Yeah, that's right, there's also porn on it.
As i stated already
here, there are 5 Tracks on it, and each one has his own plot:
01. Seekrank - An epic Intro, like the ones you would hear on the best (and worst) Troma movies. Imagine a Viking ship lost in the underworld traveling around dangerous waters while a big threatening shadow approaches, when suddenly: someone pukes.
02.
Störtebeker's Surfboard -
Klaus Störtebeker, the legendary german pirate, found a new hobby in his zombie days, which is surfing, of course. Well, he now lost his surfing board but has to teach pirates his signature surfing-moves, otherwise he won't get payed with rum at the end of the day. Even Popeye shows up for the party! So, let's find his surfingboard and surf! (The song includes a surf-part -> that's when you have to do your beach boy pose!)
03.
It's Blood! - A story about a psychocannibalmurderer, who is searching for a girl cause he ate his last one. He confesses he'll do the same again but there's nothing to be scared of, in the end it's only blood. You could actually categorize this as a love story. See, there's also romance on this CD!
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04.
Surf Psychos Must Die - Meet the Surf Psychos, a surfers crew capitanized by Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar, a mutant, half human and half butterfly (actually 99% human and 1% butterfly) who hates humanity and who's main aim is to destroy the planet. One day, while searching for new surfing spots, they find the infamous little plug which can destroy the earth once you pull it and guess what? They're planning to do so! That's why everybody wants to kill those surfing psychos. Now, who rules the beaches?
Surfers rule! Who rules the surfers?
Surf Psychos! Surf Psychos!!! (I swear i have never heard of a Troma-movie called "Surf Nazis Must Die!")
05.
Wrist Fracture Boogie - You know evil Cyborgs will rule the world someday? Well, they will and they will also slaverize humanity for ever. Unless the chosen one gets born. The one who will stand up against them and destroy all of them in an epic last fight for freedom!
But the cyborgs can also timetravel, so they're coming back to our days and try to break the chosen one's father's wrist making it impossible for him to love himself, avoiding to get the chosen one's mother pregnant. Will they succeed in their mission? Is humanity forever lost? Check it out!
Oh, did i mention that the cyborgs timetravel with 80s arcade music?
note:
it is allowed to wreck, stagedive or voodoo dance around a campfire while hearing any of this songs.
This E.P. may not be used as a contraceptive.
