the infinity of the universe

Yesterday i was thinking about the sun and how long it would take me to...OMG! WAIT! Do you know what today is?? IT'S TUESDAAAAAAY!!!! AAAAAAH!

done&done

Howdy compadres!
Prepare your unworthy ears for a heavy psychotrashsurfvolksmusik warfare over your stereo boxes!
We're finally done recording the EP. Yeeehaw! We just have to wait for the final mix and we're gonna release the Kraken! Bitches love Kraken.
Be prepared to jizz your pants just by looking at the cover. I came twice just listening to the first note of the intro! This either means it is the most glorious mind-melting musical epic masterpiece since the big bang (<- sexual reference, again), or that i suffer from premature ejaculation (and that i find CDs and their sexy, appealing round shape with a warm and intriguing hole in the middle sexually attractive). You decide.
No....WAIT!
You don't decide. WE DECIDE! Since we can control your feelings and you don't even know it (haha, poor human race, has underdeveloped brains subject to mindcontrol and calls themselves intellectual and free) i demand you to love this EP and their makers! Hail Hellfish! HAIL HELLFISH!

it's raining men

but where's the snow!?

halloween!

Tonight you die. Maybe.


Eclectic Method - Zombies from Eclectic Method on Vimeo.

smash all the pumpkins!

smash 'em all! in slow-mo.

all hallows eve

Hell-o you worthless humanoids!
I know you're all waiting for this pagan festival called Samhain so i thought you might enjoy some Halloween extravaganza.

Party hard cause tomorrow you could be a zombie. A fast one! Yo!

 

 

martha splatterhead!

Tonight there's some Splatterrock at the PippoStage in Bozen - crush your bones while stagediving with the Accüsed and the local beer-heroes Thunderkids!

And remember that your legs are made out of flesh and hair. Seattle. Splatterhead. Be there!

Or, alternatively, you could get wasted on microbrews and have freaky weird sex that's illegal in seven states. [cit.]

It's your choice.