i'm hungry

today's soundtrack

awesomeness²

wheelin'

I was walking down the alley on a friday night

and i was feeling quite all right

It was the end of the week and a bar i seeked

when i captured you with my sight

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

Yeah you got me wheelin' and i gotta have you

to avoid feeling blue

It was the end of the week and a bar i seeked

but now all i want is you

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

I was walking down the alley on a friday night

it was the end of the week and i captured you with my sight

with your long black hair and you red lipstick

you were making me feel so good

you were giving me teenage kicks

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

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couldn't care less

Hey man have you heard who's here?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

hey man, you still owe me a beer

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

have you heard this brand new tune?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

you know that summer's coming soon?

remember me from last weekend?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

can't believe how much money you spent

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

have you heard the latest shit?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

aren't you gonna wreck a bit?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

i just don't care what you say, it doesn't touch me anyway

you talk & talk you go too far, don't care about your money or car

it just don't matter what you say, i won't listen anyway

silly constant crappy talk, fuck you yeah, go out for a walk

twisted mongo boogie band

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

you follow every single trend

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

being hip is very hot

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

man, i have to drink. A LOT!

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

we want more! we want more!

 

Quote: "A Hellfish concert is like having sex.
The perverted kind, where people think: WTF!?"

hellfish. who? part2

Hellfish (the band, not the mighty mighty animal) is composed by a bunch of drunk surfing pirates, members of C.U.N.T. (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) - Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar!'s secret organization against human race. Well, they're not a bunch actually, they're 3 people, but sure as hell they are drunk. A lot.

So who are those 3 fancy youngsters you may ask?
Well, first of all we have Georgy Lee Lewis DeVille Ventura, an illegal rum distiller from one of the highest alpine mountains who discovered his ability with his fingers while...well, ask the women in his hometown. Now he plays stringed instruments to show this ability to you.

There's also Cpt. Jake Sparrow, former leader of an infamous pirate crew, who was hung by his own men after drinking up all their rum reserves. Then a voodoo priest brought him back to life because he owed him money for rum and other magic substances. He failed to pay again so the priest left him with the only desire to hit membranes stretched over cylindrical shells until they are even. That's how he started to play drums. He'll never pay.

And then there's Heini.