Today i'm lazier than the guy who created the flag of Libya so i'm just gonna quote a friend of mine: "My friend thinks he's really smart, he said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I threw a watermelon on his face." I would have thrown a durian. Or a banana. With nails in it.
Today is Georgy's birthday. Let's celebrate Hellfish's legendary axeswinger with at least 13 barrels of rum! Each! But don't tell him or he'll drink em up himself.
Here's a picture of last year's party, while we wait for the new ones to appear:
Today i'm very inspired. I think I'm going to write a song about vampires. Sparkly vampires. Or i could waste my time writing about my intentions on the internet. Oh...wait!