25/03/2011

it's blood!

I once had a girl near the railroad track
well i left her there in pieces in a bloody bag
there's blood coming down from the blade to my hand
you're just another victim do you understand?

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

I'll take you to a journey you'll never return
and your undying pieces are gonna burn
there's gonna be a new victim fresh meat fresh blood
and I hope she cries for every cut

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

When the air is filled with haze and thunder
I'm gonna put my baby 6 feet under!
I'm sick I'm mad you may say
but i just save meat for another day

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

23/03/2011

news from the underground

  1. Heini does MMA. He's getting strange ears.
  2. Georgy cut his finger so he can't play today but a voodoo priest is helping him to regain powers until tomorrow.
  3. Jake chills with a beer. What up, ribs?
  4. We got banned from the pub.
  5. We'll be playing in the pub soon.

born to party

Hellfish is gonna fuck you up!

21/03/2011

wrist fracture boogie

Evil cyborgs know my name
and my dirty naughty game
the one i'm doing every night
the one that makes my feel alright
they came back from future now
to save the cyborg clan somehow
destroying what comes in their path
with nuclear waste and evil wrath

wrist fracture boogie! all night long
wrist fracture boogie! evil song
wrist fracture boogie! every night
come on baby we can win this fight and that's all right

she loves her finger every day
that's how my soldiers found their way
my son will fight them can't you see?
my cum will save humanity

wrist fracture boogie! all night long
wrist fracture boogie! evil song
wrist fracture boogie! every night
come on baby we can win this fight let's fuck tonight

evil cyborgs broke my wrist
but they forgot my other fist
a brand new mission came in for me
it says: wanking for humanity!

wrist fracture boogie! all night long
wrist fracture boogie! evil song
wrist fracture boogie! every night
come on baby we will win this fight and that's all right

18/03/2011

raise yer glasses!

We'll be destroying the stage @Carterhouse in Salurn (BZ) on 15th of April.

16/03/2011

...

störtebeker's surfboard


Down by the seashore, where Störtebeker 's lost his board
i woke up from a wet dream
i couldn't move, 'cause i layed under a rolling stone
and my headache was so mean

STÖRTEBEKER STÖRTEBEKER
Störtebeker 's lost his board

i took the place of the passive observer
and watched the pirates surf
they were all riding like störtebeker taught them
with his signature wave cutting curves™

STÖRTEBEKER STÖRTEBEKER
störtebeker 's lost his board
go find his surfin' board and surf

gnaaarrrgh!


ta-da! we've chosen 4 of over 30.000 songs to put on record so we're gonna get drunk soon. what's your excuse?

prepare your delicious human scum ears for: störtebekers surfboard, wrist fracture boogie, it's blood!, and, of course, hellfish eats kraken.
you can pay with rum.

15/03/2011

we play psychobilly...

...with a touch of "whatevercomestooursickpervertedminds".
just in case you're wondering.

hellfish. who?

Hellfish (charcharodon infernalis) is an underwater creature living mostly in the hadal area of the sea. The earliest known Hellfishes date from more than 420 million years ago, before the time of dinosaurs and that worthless human scum era. The Hellfish is unarguably this world's largest extant macropredatory fish and is one of the primary predators of marine mammals and alcoholic substances, even though it's favorite prey are those weak weak humans. This creature has the incredible ability to breathe outside water and it's feared for it's strength and ferocity. Also it probably is the main reason for most natural catastrophes which in fact aim for destroying the whole world population. (Thanks to modern world censorship conspiracy plans we'll never know that for sure.)
Little is known about Hellfish behavior. According to recent studies, this marine creature goes ashore every now and then, destroying everything that comes in it's path searching for one of it's favorite foods: humans with dip-sauce. In fact pirates & seamen used to fear them more than anything else because not only they would disintegrate their ships, eat their legs and right eyes and lay their eggs in their dead bodies but they'll also drink up all the rum reserves! Legends say, Hellfish were frozen for centuries in the deepest abyss of tortuga by an acient magician called Gigiello-Maria "Calypso" Borghetti and eventually re-awakened by a group of Surfin'Psychos captained by Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar! who were searching for a plug which can destroy the world. Instead they found this frozen creatures and they obviously decided to push the unfreeze-button pointing and laughing at the sign which said: Danger! DO NOT push the button or it will unleash the Hellfish plague over humanity once again! We won't survive this time!
So how is this story going on you might ask? Keep up with the latest frightening details of Hellfish's destructive journey against human scum and the soundtrack to it. All this and less on HELLFISH'S OFFICIAL BLOG! Hail Aaarghwaald

14/03/2011

disintegrate

yes it does.

ahoy!

I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from?
...
Didn't catch that sorry.

Well, we are Hellfish and we won't leave until your city is burned.