Songs

SEEKRANK
An epic Intro, like the ones you would hear on the best (and worst) Troma movies. Imagine a Viking ship lost in the underworld traveling around dangerous waters while a big threatening shadow approaches, when suddenly: someone pukes.

STÖRTEBEKER's SURFBOARD
Klaus Störtebeker, the legendary german pirate, found a new hobby in his zombie days, which is surfing, of course. Well, he now lost his surfing board but has to teach pirates his signature surfing-moves, otherwise he won't get payed with rum at the end of the day. Even Popeye shows up for the party! So, let's find his surfingboard and surf! (The song includes a surf-part -> that's when you have to do your beach boy pose!)

IT's BLOOD! A story about a psychocannibalmurderer, who is searching for a girl cause he ate his last one. He confesses he'll do the same again but there's nothing to be scared of, in the end it's only blood. You could actually categorize this as a love story. See, there's also romance in our music! ♥

SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE  Meet the Surf Psychos, a surfers crew capitanized by Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar, a mutant, half human and half butterfly (actually 99% human and 1% butterfly) who hates humanity and who's main aim is to destroy the planet. One day, while searching for new surfing spots, they find the infamous little plug which can destroy the earth once you pull it and guess what? They're planning to do so! That's why everybody wants to kill those surfing psychos. Now, who rules the beaches? Surfers rule! Who rules the surfers? Surf Psychos! Surf Psychos!!! (I swear i have never heard of a Troma-movie called "Surf Nazis Must Die!")

WRIST FRACTURE BOOGIE
You know evil Cyborgs will rule the world someday? Well, they will and they will also slaverize humanity for ever. Unless the chosen one gets born. The one who will stand up against them and destroy all of them in an epic last fight for freedom! But the cyborgs can also timetravel, so they're coming back to our days and try to break the chosen one's father's wrist making it impossible for him to love himself, avoiding to get the chosen one's mother pregnant. Will they succeed in their mission? Is humanity forever lost? Check it out! Oh, did i mention that the cyborgs timetravel with 80s arcade music?


If you can't understand a word, but you feel the urge to singalong, check this link. You can also download the whole "Seekrank E.P." from here.