21/08/2011

surf psychos must die

Yeah, i run (he runs) from having fun and i’m done (he’s done) with all the rum
i cut your heros to the ground
yeah, i cry (but why) do you crucify the ones who don’t fit in your lie
why do surf psychos have to die?
Cause on one of their journeys near Tortuga Beach, it was an extreme place
and really out of reach they found the little plug which can destroy the earth
and they’re gonna pull it, at least that’s what i heard
So i jump (he jumps) down in the sea and i look (he looks) yes finally
where is this plug - i need to see
There has to be a balance between who lives and dies that’s what Aarghwald told us
he eats people with fries - we just wanna clean up your world from human scum
so please tell me why do surf psychos have to run?
Please tell me why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!
can’t understand why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!
They tell so many stories about those psycho guys they know the solution
they never tell you lies
that plug will save us all so please now tell me why all humans keep on screaming those
SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!

20/08/2011

happy birthday dime!

To one of the greatest guitar heros ever,  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.


19/08/2011

17/08/2011

list of death

So you know we're currently recording a mini CD, right?

Here's the tracklist, you scurvy dogs:
1. (can't tell you, it's a surprise)
2. Störtebeker's Surfboard - a tale about the infamous zombie pirate captain Klaus Störtebeker who lost his surfboard. Go find it and surf!
3. Surf Psychos Must Die - a completely inedit song we wrote in the studio, tells the story about some surfing psychos and the legend of the plug that will destroy the earth once you pull it. Tromatized!
4. It's Blood! - Collectors already own a copy of this song, but our style has changed quite a bit from there so here's the brand new, much bloodier version!
5. Wrist Fracture Boogie - a boogie about evil cyborgs from the future coming back to the present trying to save their world domination and human slavery business. In Technicolor!

16/08/2011

piña colada armada


here we go again

A'ight!
We're finally back from the summer break filled with joy and rum.
I had the best time surfing while the others were preparing for a Hoola Hoop contest in autumn. We also found Carmen San Diego AND Waldo. TOGETHER!
Anyways we're back on the road playing like mad men (which we actually are so there's really no point writing this, but i like writing so i do this anyway. Ha!) and guess what? We started RECORDING! Yay!
Stay tuned, we'll keep you updated with the latest news from the recording studio.
Ahoy!

01/08/2011

hell on wheels


Ahoi!
We reccomend to check out the brandnew blog of the SüdtiRoller Alp'n Rockets - the best Rollerderby squad around Tortuga. Oh, i can assure you, those are smoking hot chicks!!! ;-)

CHECK IT!