24/12/2011

merry x-mas!


Oh ye, i almost forgot: Merry Christmas Folks!
May your christmas tree take advantage of his powers and slay you and your families.
Ho ho ho!

happy birthday lemmy

Happy Birthday Mr.Kilmister!
Have a good one! Cheers!

happy birthday jesus

Happy birthday, man!
I see you at the counter. Say hi to Satan.
Miss you guys. Cheers!

21/12/2011

smart ass

Today i'm lazier than the guy who created the flag of Libya so i'm just gonna quote a friend of mine: "My friend thinks he's really smart, he said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I threw a watermelon on his face." I would have thrown a durian. Or a banana. With nails in it.

20/12/2011

happy beersday

Today is Georgy's birthday. Let's celebrate Hellfish's legendary axeswinger with at least 13 barrels of rum! Each! But don't tell him or he'll drink em up himself.

Here's a picture of last year's party, while we wait for the new ones to appear:

13/12/2011

inspiration

Today i'm very inspired. I think I'm going to write a song about vampires. Sparkly vampires. Or i could waste my time writing about my intentions on the internet. Oh...wait!

09/12/2011

slinky

Most people are like slinkies.
Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.