merry x-mas!

Oh ye, i almost forgot: Merry Christmas Folks!

May your christmas tree take advantage of his powers and slay you and your families.

Ho ho ho!

happy birthday lemmy

Happy Birthday Mr.Kilmister!
Have a good one! Cheers!

happy birthday jesus

Happy birthday, man!
I see you at the counter. Say hi to Satan.
Miss you guys. Cheers!

smart ass

Today i'm lazier than the guy who created the flag of Libya so i'm just gonna quote a friend of mine: "My friend thinks he's really smart, he said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I threw a watermelon on his face." I would have thrown a durian. Or a banana. With nails in it.

happy beersday

Today is Georgy's birthday. Let's celebrate Hellfish's legendary axeswinger with at least 13 barrels of rum! Each! But don't tell him or he'll drink em up himself.

Here's a picture of last year's party, while we wait for the new ones to appear:

inspiration

Today i'm very inspired. I think I'm going to write a song about vampires. Sparkly vampires. Or i could waste my time writing about my intentions on the internet. Oh...wait!

slinky

Most people are like slinkies.
Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

never forget who you are!

the infinity of the universe

Yesterday i was thinking about the sun and how long it would take me to...OMG! WAIT! Do you know what today is?? IT'S TUESDAAAAAAY!!!! AAAAAAH!

done&done

Howdy compadres!
Prepare your unworthy ears for a heavy psychotrashsurfvolksmusik warfare over your stereo boxes!
We're finally done recording the EP. Yeeehaw! We just have to wait for the final mix and we're gonna release the Kraken! Bitches love Kraken.
Be prepared to jizz your pants just by looking at the cover. I came twice just listening to the first note of the intro! This either means it is the most glorious mind-melting musical epic masterpiece since the big bang (<- sexual reference, again), or that i suffer from premature ejaculation (and that i find CDs and their sexy, appealing round shape with a warm and intriguing hole in the middle sexually attractive). You decide.
No....WAIT!
You don't decide. WE DECIDE! Since we can control your feelings and you don't even know it (haha, poor human race, has underdeveloped brains subject to mindcontrol and calls themselves intellectual and free) i demand you to love this EP and their makers! Hail Hellfish! HAIL HELLFISH!

it's raining men

but where's the snow!?

halloween!

Tonight you die. Maybe.


Eclectic Method - Zombies from Eclectic Method on Vimeo.

smash all the pumpkins!

smash 'em all! in slow-mo.

all hallows eve

Hell-o you worthless humanoids!
I know you're all waiting for this pagan festival called Samhain so i thought you might enjoy some Halloween extravaganza.

Party hard cause tomorrow you could be a zombie. A fast one! Yo!

 

 

martha splatterhead!

Tonight there's some Splatterrock at the PippoStage in Bozen - crush your bones while stagediving with the Accüsed and the local beer-heroes Thunderkids!

And remember that your legs are made out of flesh and hair. Seattle. Splatterhead. Be there!

Or, alternatively, you could get wasted on microbrews and have freaky weird sex that's illegal in seven states. [cit.]

It's your choice.

endless path

Yo, all yo hardcorers yo, listen to Jake's other band Endless Path or blood and sulfur will be raining from your ceiling until you do!

Checkitycheckit!
yo!

news from the underground

A what up!? Here you go with some news:

1. We recorded the last bit of the mini-CD -> soon smashing your ears!
2. Heini is blonde.
3. Georgy has a new guitar. Another one! I think that bastard has too much money.
4. I hate today's mainstream music and hope they all get sunburned.
5. I wish we were in the 90s again.
6. Jake loves you all!

bossa nova

somebody stole our idea. still, pure genious!

good night!

It's a fact that we never sleep.

But today i feel like going to bed early. Want to dream about Sodom, Gomorrah & Mordor to get a good sleep.

So good night.

mordor ahoi!

Greetings from Mordor. It's beautiful here!
We had a nice Frodo-welcome-cocktail with Sauron yesterday and awesome elf-steaks with our Uruk-hai friends.
Every place should be like that! We <3 it!

the joy of destruction

iDrink

I drink a little.
But when i drink, this makes me another person who drinks A LOT!

01.10.

Ok, so it looks like the pagan Gods don't want us to play on 1st October. After the concert in Fulpmes, the show with Kitty in a Casket was cancelled as well.
It's a pity, i know, and Hellfish was absolutely ready to disintegrate the whole place with 5 milion decibel bombs over your ears! Other concerts are planned for October, though, so we'll keep you updated. A'ight?

whiskey shivers

Super band and awesome video! Cheers'n'Whiskey!

beans

my mind

thunderkids

Check our friends Thunderkids!

They keep the thunder in your kids and can be feeded with beer.

Loving it!

surf psychos must die

Yeah, i run (he runs) from having fun and i’m done (he’s done) with all the rum
i cut your heros to the ground
yeah, i cry (but why) do you crucify the ones who don’t fit in your lie
why do surf psychos have to die?
Cause on one of their journeys near Tortuga Beach, it was an extreme place
and really out of reach they found the little plug which can destroy the earth
and they’re gonna pull it, at least that’s what i heard
So i jump (he jumps) down in the sea and i look (he looks) yes finally
where is this plug - i need to see
There has to be a balance between who lives and dies that’s what Aarghwald told us
he eats people with fries - we just wanna clean up your world from human scum
so please tell me why do surf psychos have to run?
Please tell me why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!
can’t understand why SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!
They tell so many stories about those psycho guys they know the solution
they never tell you lies
that plug will save us all so please now tell me why all humans keep on screaming those
SURF PSYCHOS MUST DIE!

happy birthday dime!

To one of the greatest guitar heros ever,  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell.

the grims

great band from L.A.! Check this out!

  

 

list of death

So you know we're currently recording a mini CD, right?

Here's the tracklist, you scurvy dogs:
1. (can't tell you, it's a surprise)
2. Störtebeker's Surfboard - a tale about the infamous zombie pirate captain Klaus Störtebeker who lost his surfboard. Go find it and surf!
3. Surf Psychos Must Die - a completely inedit song we wrote in the studio, tells the story about some surfing psychos and the legend of the plug that will destroy the earth once you pull it. Tromatized!
4. It's Blood! - Collectors already own a copy of this song, but our style has changed quite a bit from there so here's the brand new, much bloodier version!
5. Wrist Fracture Boogie - a boogie about evil cyborgs from the future coming back to the present trying to save their world domination and human slavery business. In Technicolor!

piña colada armada

here we go again

A'ight!
We're finally back from the summer break filled with joy and rum.
I had the best time surfing while the others were preparing for a Hoola Hoop contest in autumn. We also found Carmen San Diego AND Waldo. TOGETHER!
Anyways we're back on the road playing like mad men (which we actually are so there's really no point writing this, but i like writing so i do this anyway. Ha!) and guess what? We started RECORDING! Yay!
Stay tuned, we'll keep you updated with the latest news from the recording studio.
Ahoy!

hell on wheels

Ahoi!
We reccomend to check out the brandnew blog of the SüdtiRoller Alp'n Rockets - the best Rollerderby squad around Tortuga. Oh, i can assure you, those are smoking hot chicks!!! ;-)

CHECK IT!

reggae summertime

Howdy folks!
What's up?

If you ask yerself why we don't put up our usual bullsh...ehm...purely awesome blogposts it's because we're currently in a well deserved summer break, doing the stuff we like most: pillaging, surfing, hula hooping, longboarding, nosepicking, going to spelling bees (C Y M O T R I C H O U S), grog binge drinking and so on...

But don't be sad, we'll be back on the net very soon, with awesome news (recording time!), applepies, Carmen San Diego and much less!

In the meantime enjoy a great episode of Gundarr! Duck you!

togalicious

The Toga-party was EPIC!
There was blood everywhere, naked skin all around, not to mention the Rum we drank.
We're quite happy cause we made some ears bleed. You know, everything louder than everyone else! Ahoi!

togarmageddon!!!

Today: TOGA PARTY!!!

The Togues, WC and Hellfish + SBDC Dj's live on stage!
See you tomorrow if you survive.

georgy goes to africa

togaology

We're ready to destroy the stage at the Toga-party! Be ready to sin.
In case you don't know how to wear a Toga, here's the instruction.
And don't forget: NO CLOTHES UNDERNEATH!

 

to-ga! to-ga! to-ga!

fuel me

Oh well last day i felt so badly with no power in my hands

without strength in my body i thought this feeling would never end

maybe cause life's not always easy, sometimes you walk a lonely track

when this feeling comes creeping you just got to fight it back.

Sometimes my life is a freakshow and my body feels like hell

but i got no boring life because i got storys to tell

now i'm out here with my band precious power filled my hands

new strength in my voice 'cause feeling good is your own choice

suddenly sad time passed through, 'cause i got better things to do

like fuck the shit out with my gang, feeling like a man again!

Hey! Wienerschnitzel!

Get some people around, play some rock'n'roll

be a good boy, take your medicine and get out of control

the world's getting darker and a bit uglier too

but you will feel better, that's the way to go!

Where's my whiskey? Pass me the wine!

Let's get some drinks we're gonna have a good time

Add some fuel to the fire, follow your own desire

You'll get your power from a source you've never experienced before

you'll get adicted and your heart will scream for more!

Hey! Käsekrainer!

The recipe is very simple: sex, drugs & rock'n'roll

who cares about the price, just sell your fuckin' soul

oh well last day i felt so badly but now everything has changed

my mind feels like heaven and my body is rearranged

hellfish vs. internet

Cringe in fear humanoids! We now have our subliminal messages all over the internet and are slowly taking over the whole thing. Soon you'll only have porn-sites, online rum-shops and this blog on here. Ye be warned!

Take a look at one of our subliminal messages here (it's in the header)

i'm hungry

today's soundtrack

awesomeness²

wheelin'

I was walking down the alley on a friday night

and i was feeling quite all right

It was the end of the week and a bar i seeked

when i captured you with my sight

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

Yeah you got me wheelin' and i gotta have you

to avoid feeling blue

It was the end of the week and a bar i seeked

but now all i want is you

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

I was walking down the alley on a friday night

it was the end of the week and i captured you with my sight

with your long black hair and you red lipstick

you were making me feel so good

you were giving me teenage kicks

YOU GOT ME WHEELIN' this time

social(ist) media

If you think your government is watching you right now using the internet and other primitive technology, think again. We are.

Just visit our OFFICIAL FACEBOOK PAGE and cringe in fear!

Don't forget to hit the like-button in order to stay alive. Remember, we are watching.

couldn't care less

Hey man have you heard who's here?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

hey man, you still owe me a beer

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

have you heard this brand new tune?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

you know that summer's coming soon?

remember me from last weekend?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

can't believe how much money you spent

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

have you heard the latest shit?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

aren't you gonna wreck a bit?

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

i just don't care what you say, it doesn't touch me anyway

you talk & talk you go too far, don't care about your money or car

it just don't matter what you say, i won't listen anyway

silly constant crappy talk, fuck you yeah, go out for a walk

twisted mongo boogie band

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

you follow every single trend

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

being hip is very hot

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

man, i have to drink. A LOT!

couldn't care less, couldn't care less

we want more! we want more!

 

Quote: "A Hellfish concert is like having sex.
The perverted kind, where people think: WTF!?"

hellfish. who? part2

Hellfish (the band, not the mighty mighty animal) is composed by a bunch of drunk surfing pirates, members of C.U.N.T. (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) - Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar!'s secret organization against human race. Well, they're not a bunch actually, they're 3 people, but sure as hell they are drunk. A lot.

So who are those 3 fancy youngsters you may ask?
Well, first of all we have Georgy Lee Lewis DeVille Ventura, an illegal rum distiller from one of the highest alpine mountains who discovered his ability with his fingers while...well, ask the women in his hometown. Now he plays stringed instruments to show this ability to you.

There's also Cpt. Jake Sparrow, former leader of an infamous pirate crew, who was hung by his own men after drinking up all their rum reserves. Then a voodoo priest brought him back to life because he owed him money for rum and other magic substances. He failed to pay again so the priest left him with the only desire to hit membranes stretched over cylindrical shells until they are even. That's how he started to play drums. He'll never pay.

And then there's Heini.

easter armageddon

Last weekend Georgy went to a little nice idyllic german town called Speyer where he met nice people from all around the world and listened to nice german Volksmusik. Now he's back. Back on the road to rack and ruin. ♠ Tresenpiraten ahoi!

photographic proof 15.04.2011

yes, we played! captured by moritz orgler. yeaasdfhadfukkyouallsdkjjh!

can't remember well but legends say we played on friday. i believe it's true cause the stage is destroyed, the rum reserves are gone and honestly we feel good 'cause drinking your rum was our main aim anyway.

thanks for coming (especially the girls), thanks for shouting, drinking, wreckin' and throwing up!
you see, that's how it should be at a hellfish show: no rules, no clothes, no holds barred full contact stagedive wrecking and drinking.

so stay tuned fo the next chapter in hellfish's destructive journey, more dates coming soon.
hellfish is gonna fuck you up!

tomorrow

We play.
Be drunk!

hellfish eats kraken

Hey bloody pirates, you buccaneers

i know yer greatest & darkest fears

show yer true colours, we can make a deal

bound to the Dutchman for 100 years

if yer afraid then, sorry my dear

you have to know yer end is near

see, i'm a player, gambling with souls

i like the dead ones, i love their moans

total immortal - that's what i am
i am the devil of the seas, no time to land
there is one thing though, i really fear

and that's the Hellfish i now hear

I WANNA KNOW WHY HELLFISH EATS MY KRAKEN

Between the devil & the deep blue sea

it's in my hands now, what's gonna be?

Abandon ship or seal my cruel fate

remember me as Davy Jones The Great

there is no time left, oh boy i fear

RUN FOR YER LIFE, HELLFISH IS HERE!

upload festival

be there but watch out, it bites!
awesome flyer artwork by yomo. he's cool.

Upload on Tour with Hellfish is coming soon!

Be drunk & ready to wreck+stagedive. But mostly drunk, will ya?

CHECK IT, YO!

merch

new pins are coming!
it's hypnotic!

it's blood!

I once had a girl near the railroad track

well i left her there in pieces in a bloody bag

there's blood coming down from the blade to my hand

you're just another victim do you understand?

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

I'll take you to a journey you'll never return

and your undying pieces are gonna burn

there's gonna be a new victim fresh meat fresh blood

and I hope she cries for every cut

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

When the air is filled with haze and thunder

I'm gonna put my baby 6 feet under!

I'm sick I'm mad you may say

but i just save meat for another day

Don't be scared of all that red IT'S BLOOD!

news from the underground

1. Heini does MMA. He's getting strange ears.
2. Georgy cut his finger so he can't play today but a voodoo priest is helping him to regain powers until tomorrow.
3. Jake chills with a beer. What up, ribs?
4. We got banned from the pub.
5. We'll be playing in the pub soon.

born to party

Hellfish is gonna fuck you up!