28/04/2011

hellfish. who? part2



Hellfish (the band, not the mighty mighty animal) is composed by a bunch of drunk surfing pirates, members of C.U.N.T. (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) - Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar!'s secret organization against human race. Well, they're not a bunch actually, they're 3 people, but sure as hell they are drunk. A lot.

So who are those 3 fancy youngsters you may ask?
Well, first of all we have Georgy Lee Lewis DeVille Ventura, an illegal rum distiller from one of the highest alpine mountains who discovered his ability with his fingers while...well, ask the women in his hometown. Now he plays stringed instruments to show this ability to you.

There's also Cpt. Jake Sparrow, former leader of an infamous pirate crew, who was hung by his own men after drinking up all their rum reserves. Then a voodoo priest brought him back to life because he owed him money for rum and other magic substances. He failed to pay again so the priest left him with the only desire to hit membranes stretched over cylindrical shells until they are even. That's how he started to play drums. He'll never pay.

And then there's Heini.


26/04/2011

easter armageddon

Last weekend Georgy went to a little nice idyllic german town called Speyer where he met nice people from all around the world and listened to nice german Volksmusik. Now he's back. Back on the road to rack and ruin.  Tresenpiraten ahoi!

19/04/2011

18/04/2011

can't remember well but legends say we played on friday. i believe it's true cause the stage is destroyed, the rum reserves are gone and honestly we feel good 'cause drinking your rum was our main aim anyway.

thanks for coming (especially the girls), thanks for shouting, drinking, wreckin' and throwing up!
you see, that's how it should be at a hellfish show: no rules, no clothes, no holds barred full contact stagedive wrecking and drinking.

so stay tuned fo the next chapter in hellfish's destructive journey, more dates coming soon.
hellfish is gonna fuck you up!

08/04/2011

hellfish eats kraken


Hey bloody pirates, you buccaneers
i know yer greatest & darkest fears
show yer true colours, we can make a deal
bound to the Dutchman for 100 years
if yer afraid then, sorry my dear
you have to know yer end is near
see, i'm a player, gambling with souls
i like the dead ones, i love their moans
total immortal - that's what i am
i am the devil of the seas, no time to land
there is one thing though, i really fear
and that's the Hellfish i now hear

I WANNA KNOW WHY HELLFISH EATS MY KRAKEN

Between the devil & the deep blue sea
it's in my hands now, what's gonna be?
Abandon ship or seal my cruel fate
remember me as Davy Jones The Great
there is no time left, oh boy i fear
RUN FOR YER LIFE, HELLFISH IS HERE!

05/04/2011

upload festival

be there but watch out, it bites!
awesome flyer artwork by yomo. he's cool.

04/04/2011

Upload on Tour with Hellfish is coming soon!

Be drunk & ready to wreck+stagedive. But mostly drunk, will ya?

CHECK IT, YO!