Hellfish (the band, not the mighty mighty animal) is composed by a bunch of drunk surfing pirates, members of C.U.N.T. (Can't Understand Normal Thinking) - Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar!'s secret organization against human race. Well, they're not a bunch actually, they're 3 people, but sure as hell they are drunk. A lot.
So who are those 3 fancy youngsters you may ask?
Well, first of all we have Georgy Lee Lewis DeVille Ventura, an illegal rum distiller from one of the highest alpine mountains who discovered his ability with his fingers while...well, ask the women in his hometown. Now he plays stringed instruments to show this ability to you.
There's also Cpt. Jake Sparrow, former leader of an infamous pirate crew, who was hung by his own men after drinking up all their rum reserves. Then a voodoo priest brought him back to life because he owed him money for rum and other magic substances. He failed to pay again so the priest left him with the only desire to hit membranes stretched over cylindrical shells until they are even. That's how he started to play drums. He'll never pay.
And then there's Heini.
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